wow..where have I been?

I don't really know..but I am back now to my regularly scheduled LIFE.

Lately I have been busy showing homes in Vallejo. Holler.

Agents needs to stop lying to their clients (sellers) when they say their house is a steal and will sell quickly. If it smells- we don't go even walk in. If the bathrooms have completely SUNK IN..and the entire carpet needs to be replaced, kitchen cabinets are missing..oh and the flowers that are "low maintence" - those are called weeds...I could make a list.

People- if you are going to sell your house- PLEASE PLEASE...present it like you really want to sell it. When 3 homes on the street are all for sale and the FORECLOSURE is the nicest looking on on the block. WE HAVE AN ISSUE.

In the past 2 weeks I have locked myself out of my own home, fell out of my chair in my office, almost poked my eye out with a pen, my crackberry died...

Needless to say, my vacation is in 14 days...can you tell?